Say what you will about Abstergo Industries, but you can’t fault their vending machine aesthetics in Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag. As seen below, the same machine later reappears in Assassin’s Creed Rogue.
Ready for a devilishly good drink? Try Zombie Zoda from Alcatraz: Prison Escape. Thanks for the screenshot, Albert!
Crime Wave (1990) has its share of soda machines! Screenshot via @lazygamereviews.
A Skunk Cola machine from AR-K, featuring all three varieties (listed by addiction strength).
HULK SMASH SODA MACHINE! [Source]
Geist for GameCube — finally, a game that lets me turn into a ghost and possess a soda machine!
This whole sequence is a great example of Geist’s puzzle-solving gameplay. The protagonist possesses the soda machine, rattles it to shoot out some soda cans, dispossesses the machine, possesses one of the cans, rolls it across the room, and pops it open to freak out a scientist. Take a look…
TFW you witness a soda machine dragging someone through a portal to an alternate dimension. [Source]
I guess this soda machine from Airline Tycoon must sell Jolt Cola.
Soda machines from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Thanks,@ki11deer!
A soda machine from a galaxy far, far away in LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens. [Source]
Revolution X, a 1994 rail shooter starring Aerosmith, makes what I can only assume is a vague attempt at satirizing consumer culture with this Choke Cola machine. According to lead guitarist Joe Perry’s pixelated in-game counterpart, the New Order Nation is sneaking dangerous chemicals into our food and drink as part of some ill-defined scheme to take over the world. Only you—and the band responsible for “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”—can stop them!
This screenshot is from the game’s PlayStation 1 release.
Zombies, schmombies! I want to know who broke into that soda machine.
Another soda machine from F.E.A.R. I’m guessing that’s supposed to read Soda Bliss.
Diet Squish and Fizzy Kola from F.E.A.R.
In 2003, online hangout Habbo Hotel introduced this soda machine (and related tchotchkes) as part of a cross-promotion campaign with Mountain Dew. When the campaign ended, the Mountain Dew vending machine was replaced with this unbranded model.
A very wide soda machine from Mega Man Battle Network 4!
When it comes to video game soda machines, you gotta catch ’em all!
Bingo! Cola, last seen in The Longest Journey, also pops up in Ragnar Tørnquist’s The Secret World.
Bigby stares down a cola machine in The Wolf Among Us. Even big bad wolves get thirsty. Thanks for the screenshot, @MonsterJail!
Soda machines from Deus Ex: Mankind Divided — complete with “pro-human” slogans. Thanks, @sonicalpha!
Enjoy a frosty beverage in MySims Agents. Frosty — get it?
A trio of groovy soda machines from The Operative: No One Lives Forever.
This vending machine from Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden sells Ecto Cooler. Does that count as soda?
Skate 3 features some primo Dr. Pepper product placement in the form of a branded vending machine!
A super market soda machine in Rabbids Go Home for the Wii!