The Sims 4
Our six-year nightmare is finally over; they added drink machines to The Sims 4! Just, you know, be careful not to tip one over…
Thanks for the screenshots, Lazy Game Reviews!
Author: decafjedi
Demons Ate My Neighbors!
Fighting off a demonic invasion is thirsty work, so it’s a good thing Demons Ate My Neighbors — a spiritual successor to LucasArts’ Zombies Ate My Neighbors — has multiple drink machine options to choose from.
Marvel’s Avengers
Marvel’s Avengers just entered open beta, giving us an early glimpse of the game’s heroic Rocket Fuel and Zero Juice vending machines. Thanks for the screenshots, Dan!
Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice
Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice was announced this morning, and there’s a Sodaaa machine right there on what may or may not be the Nontoonyt overlook pavilion from LSL3. It even says VGSM on the side!
This is, of course, the sequel to the 2018 Leisure Suit Larry game that trolled me with a “very impressive soda machine” located just off camera.
Carrion
Even amorphous murder blobs enjoy a refreshing soda from time to time. Thanks for this screenshot from Carrion, just walli!
Ryza Roads
A soda can be a great pick-me-up if you’re feeling tired. Get it? Tired? Because there are stacks of tires in the screenshot.
Anyway, thanks for tracking down this soda machine from island exploration adventure Ryza Roads, Matt!
Signs of the Sojourner
Signs of the Sojourner is a deck-building game about conversations and relationships. In my experience, nothing brings a person and a cat person together quite like an ice-cold soda straight from the vending machine.
VirtuaVerse
I was already sold on VirtuaVerse as a cyberpunk point-and-click adventure game with gorgeous pixel art graphics. Throw in a drink machine with this kind of selection, and how can I resist?
Thanks for the screenshots, Ernie!
Final Fantasy VII: Remake
I’m gonna have to say this Don Corneo vending machine from Final Fantasy VII: Remake is simultaneously one of the most sublime and horrifying video game soda machines I’ve ever seen. [Source]
Fight the Horror
I can only assume Blood Wine Jelly — seen here in survival RPG Fight the Horror — is what vampires hand out at their frat parties instead of Jello shots.