The Video Game Soda Machine Project

Spawn: Armageddon

With all the rich mythology of Todd McFarlane’s Spawn to draw upon, the best the developers of Spawn: Armageddon could come up with was “View Cola” written in all-caps Comic Sans? Thanks for the screenshot, Darren!

The Tomorrow Children

It’s a VoidKa vending machine from The Tomorrow Children. The word “karbonate” on the labeling suggests that it’s some kind of soft drink and not just straight up vodka.

Besides, in my experience, vodka rarely confers “increased organization acumen” or “spatial calculation prowess” upon the imbiber.