Stickman Tuber Tycoon

Want to be a successful YouTuber like lonelygirl15, Tay Zonday, or those girls who lip-synced to “Hey” by the Pixies that one time? Just lock yourself in an isolated shack with a PC, a webcam, and a vending machine stocked with snacks and sodas, and you’re off to the races!

Party Hard 2

Everyone’s favorite ultra-violent party-crashing sim Party Hard is back with a sequel that, inexplicably, isn’t named Party Harder. At least the developers remembered to throw in a drink machine!

Fast Beat Loop Racer GT

 

Whenever I’m in an arcade, I wrestle with the possibility that I might see a soda machine in one of the games and have no way of taking a screenshot. Luckily, Fast Beat Loop Racer GT recently made the leap from arcades to Steam — soda machines and all.

Thanks for the screenshots, Cornelius.

Northbury Grove

Bump Cola and Swimmers Choice — a pair of disturbing soda machines from a disturbing survival horror game called Northbury Grove. Here’s another look with the game’s VHS mode disabled.

Thanks for the heads-up on these, Cornelius!