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Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

September 16, 2016 decafjedi Metal Gear Series

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Soda machines from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Thanks,@ki11deer!

LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens

September 16, 2016 decafjedi LEGO Star Wars

A soda machine from a galaxy far, far away in LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens. [Source]

Revolution X

September 16, 2016 decafjedi Revolution X

Revolution X, a 1994 rail shooter starring Aerosmith, makes what I can only assume is a vague attempt at satirizing consumer culture with this Choke Cola machine. According to lead guitarist Joe Perry’s pixelated in-game counterpart, the New Order Nation is sneaking dangerous chemicals into our food and drink as part of some ill-defined scheme to take over the world. Only you—and the band responsible for “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”—can stop them!

This screenshot is from the game’s PlayStation 1 release.

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

September 16, 2016 decafjedi Resident Evil/Biohazard Series

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Zombies, schmombies! I want to know who broke into that soda machine.

F.E.A.R.: First Encounter Assault Recon

September 16, 2016 decafjedi F.E.A.R. Series

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Another soda machine from F.E.A.R. I’m guessing that’s supposed to read Soda Bliss.

F.E.A.R.: First Encounter Assault Recon

September 16, 2016 decafjedi F.E.A.R. Series

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Diet Squish and Fizzy Kola from F.E.A.R.

Habbo Hotel

September 16, 2016 decafjedi Habbo Hotel

In 2003, online hangout Habbo Hotel introduced this soda machine (and related tchotchkes) as part of a cross-promotion campaign with Mountain Dew. When the campaign ended, the Mountain Dew vending machine was replaced with this unbranded model.