Level 99 Axe Rage
Zombies! Axe murder! Soda machines! Level 99 Axe Rage is so metal. Thanks for the screenshot, Pablo!
Author: decafjedi
Magic Knight Rayearth
What’s it going to take to score an eiyo drink in Magic Knight Rayearth for the Sega Saturn? Thanks for the tip, baobeilian!
The Nations
It’s a scientific fact that kids need caffeine, so it’s a good thing there’s a soda machine outside the schoolhouse in The Nations (a.k.a. Die Völker II), a 2001 RTS. Thanks for the submission, Loser Antbear!
Evil Vending Machine
Evil Vending Machine is a browser game that showcases soft drinks that resemble — but are legally distinct from — Coca-Cola, Sprite, Fanta, and Red Bull!
Thanks, Pablo!
Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell’s Chinh Cola machines are already in the archive, but this exceedingly cool Cool Cola machine is a new addition. Thanks, Darren!
Tales of Symphonia
Stock up on science-fantasy healing beverages from this vending machine in Tales of Symphonia. Thanks for the submission, Annie!
System Shock 2
Purchase a can of ZAP soda from the Value-Rep Nanite-Driven Replicators aboard the Von Braun in System Shock 2. Be sure to hack the replicator first to save a few nanites!
ZAP soda: nutritious, invigorating, delicious, energizing, wow. Thanks, FranziskaVKarma21!
Kero Blaster
Somebody wake up the amphibious protagonist of Kero Blaster and get some caffeine into him. There’s work to be done! Thanks for the screenshot, FranziskaVKarma21!
Spy Fox 3: Operation Ozone
This vending machine from Spy Fox 3: Operation Ozone is a bit of a conundrum. It dispenses “canned laughter,” which is essentially a spy gadget disguised as a can of soda. But, it makes a PFFT! sound when opened and sloshes around like there’s liquid inside… so I’m counting it!
Thanks, dj gossip cop!
Gridberd
Soda, water, beer — this vending machine from Gridberd has it all! There’s even a button to summon a limousine. Thanks for the screenshot, LumberPile!