Star Trek Online
Captain’s Log, Stardate 86088.6: After completing the Starfleet tutorial and taking command of the U.S.S. Stalwart, I immediately set a course for Deep Space 9 at maximum warp. Upon arrival, I discovered this replimat on the Promenade dispensing a human beverage known as “root beer” for a mere 20 credits.
If your tastebuds don’t find root beer particularly engaging, you can always head back to the Beta Quadrant for a Starfleet-issued cream soda.
I thought the Federation was supposed to be a post-capitalist utopia! You’d never catch Commander Riker plunking space quarters into a replicator, and you know that guy loves a good cream soda.



