It’s no wonder 28,490 people are playing Jailbreak on Roblox as I type this. Check out those snazzy soda machines!
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Minimalist Art Club
Minimalist Art Club bills itself as “a short game about joining a club, finding soda, determining rank by hat size, and proper fish tank maintenance.” Well, I’m certainly down for the “finding soda” part.
Thanks for the screenshots, Cornelius!
Time Recoil
It’s a little difficult to discern in the screenshot, but that’s a row of kvass vending machines from Time Recoil. Kvass isn’t exactly a soda, but its Wikipedia entry is quite possibly the most interesting thing I’ve read all day.
Thanks for the tip, Cornelius! [Source]
Cold Winter
Cold Winter for the PlayStation 2 is kinda like Alpha Protocol, only with all the interesting RPG elements stripped away. Cold Winter ultimately edges out Alpha Protocol, though, thanks to this trio of Zaf Lite drink machines.
Casino Inc.
Nothing says “classy establishment” quite like this row of Pop Thang soda machines from Casino Inc.
CORRUPTION
Soda Light offers the calorie-free energy boost you need to brawl your way through the gang-ridden streets of CORRUPTION!
Secret Service: Security Breach
A video game sequel should always strive to improve on the original. For instance, the soda machines in Secret Service: Security Breach actually have dispensing trays (in contrast to those featured in its predecessor, Secret Service: In Harm’s Way).
Alpha Prime
Close Quarters Conflict
Close Quarters Conflict is a 2007 FPS for Windows, featuring this soda machine that apparently dispenses both bottles and cans.
…just clap your hands. Just clap your hands.
Blind Shot: Assassin’s Confession
It’s difficult to make out the logo on this drink machine from Blind Shot: Assassin’s Confession (Sim Beer? Pim Beer?), but given the Coke-inspired design and its placement in a hospital lobby, I’m going to assume it dispenses some kind of soda. [Source]
Hitman: Absolution
This nondescript soda machine from Hitman: Absolution blends into the background almost as effortlessly as Agent 47.
BloodRayne 2
Our protagonist isn’t thirsty after draining a bunch of henchmen dry in BloodRayne 2, but she’s at least willing to pose dramatically in front of these vending machines.
State of Decay 2
For a game called State of Decay 2, these vending machines appear to be in decent enough shape. Thanks for the screenshot, combat honey!
Secret Service: In Harm’s Way
You know a game like Secret Service: In Harm’s Way is going to be good when its default installation directory is named “Activision Value.” But, hey — at least they had room in the budget for multiple soda machine designs!
There are coffee machines in the game, too — although the artist didn’t exactly nail the spelling on “coffee.”
Please note the absence of any kind of dispensing tray on all three models. Activision Value indeed.
Natural Selection 2
I really dig the futuristic design on this soda machine from Natural Selection 2. I just can’t decide between Krizp, K Fizz, and Snap Blue.
Thanks for the submission, YYuri!