Guess what I found in The Matrix Online! This is another entry that wouldn’t have been possible without fans dedicating their time to preserve a game that shut down almost a decade ago. In this case, I used The Matrix Online Server Emulator, which allowed me to freely explore the game world and (eventually) find a soda machine in a random pawn shop. Click below to see my character, the enigmatic SodaPop, celebrating her discovery.
Keanu can’t reasonably expect to fight off a demonic invasion of Earth in Constantine unless he’s properly caffeinated.
Here are some smashed-up vending machines from Mad Max for the PS4, but let’s take a moment to focus on the fact that the game’s antagonist is named Scabrous Scrotus.
Here’s another look at one of the machines courtesy of Professor Matthew…
Woody, disguised as a cup of soda, dodges the cans dispensed by this Pizza Planet vending machine in Toy Story for the Genesis! Here’s the same scene from the Game Boy release. The SNES version is already in the archive.
Thanks for the screenshot, Jon!
“Do you expect me to drink?”
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”