Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
Combat missions in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare demand optimal hydration. Fortunately, the Big Green Vending Machine has got you covered.
Author: decafjedi
Beast Busters: Second Nightmare
Attention, monster hunters: Here’s a pair of soda machines from arcade light gun shooter Beast Busters: Second Nightmare! Screenshot via Hardcore Gaming 101.
Zoo Empire
There are a few red soda machines scattered around this Zoo Empire screenshot. Here’s a closer look…
Mad Max
Here are some smashed-up vending machines from Mad Max for the PS4, but let’s take a moment to focus on the fact that the game’s antagonist is named Scabrous Scrotus.
Here’s another look at one of the machines courtesy of Professor Matthew…
Spawn: Armageddon
With all the rich mythology of Todd McFarlane’s Spawn to draw upon, the best the developers of Spawn: Armageddon could come up with was “View Cola” written in all-caps Comic Sans? Thanks for the screenshot, Darren!
Maniac Mansion
Hey, it’s the Pepsi machine from Maniac Mansion! The image above is from the DOS (V1) version. Pictured below are the Amiga, Commodore 64, and Famicon releases.
Meanwhile, the NES port is already in the archive.
120-en no Haru: ¥120 Stories
Soda machines from 120-en no Haru: ¥120 Stories for the PS2. Google says ¥120 is a reasonable price for a can of soda, so I guess this checks out.
The Tomorrow Children
It’s a VoidKa vending machine from The Tomorrow Children. The word “karbonate” on the labeling suggests that it’s some kind of soft drink and not just straight up vodka.
Besides, in my experience, vodka rarely confers “increased organization acumen” or “spatial calculation prowess” upon the imbiber.
Hobo: Tough Life
It’s a cold drinks machine from Hobo: Tough Life, a “city survival RPG” currently in Early Access.
Mission: Impossible
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to keep yourself properly caffeinated in Mission: Impossible for the PlayStation. Thanks, Littlenorwegians!