Zoo Tycoon DS

Soda cans purchased from this machine in Zoo Tycoon DS will apparently satisfy some, but not all, of a guest’s thirst. Is it just me, or does that look like a crypto-Red Bull machine to anyone else?

Xtreme Sports

Break out your trusty street luge and get ready to compete in Xtreme Sports for the Game Boy Color! The event is sponsored by the Xtreme Cola Company, and you’ll find Xtreme Cola machines scattered around Xtreme Island (home of the aforementioned Xtreme Sports event).

While I’m at it, allow me to introduce the president of the Xtreme Cola Company…

Xtreme.

Natsuki Battle Crisis

Natsuki Crisis Battle for the Super Famicon is the kind of game that makes you wonder, “Is that a poorly rendered 16-bit shadow, or is she doing a side kick while levitating over an open manhole?” Maybe it’s best not to think about it and focus instead on the soda machine.