The Video Game Soda Machine Project

Splatoon 3

Drink machines from Splatoon 3

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the drink machines in the Splatoon series. You don’t think those cans have ink in them, do you?

There’s also a drink machine near Splatoon 3’s customizable lockers.

Locker room vending machine from Splatoon 3

Here’s a better look at that same soda machine model in the lobby.

Vending machine from Splatoon 3

Finally, while it’s not exactly a vending machine, Splatoon 3’s Tacticooler is a deployable item that dispenses canned sodas to buff teammates.

Tacticooler from Splatoon 3

Shout-out to Surey D on Bluesky for grabbing those screenshots for me!

Splatoon 2

This vending machine from Splatoon 2’s Octo Expansion dispenses drink tickets that players can exchange for a soda. That’s only one step removed from a soda machine, which is close enough for me!

Thanks to djow and @EvGarde for the tip and screenshot, respectively.