V.I.P.

V.I.P. for the PlayStation 2 (based on the Pamela Anderson television series of the same name) combines on-rails shooting with quick time event combat in a way that almost works. That said, Marquee Premium Cool is an above-average fictional soda name.

Headhunter

If Headhunter for the PS2 has taught me anything, it’s that nothing washes away the pain of a brutally unforgiving stealth shooter like an ice-cold Sunny. I have no idea why the vending machine is only four feet tall.

Just for fun, here’s an advertisement for Must Power Drink that appear on Headhunter’s loading screens.