Office Hustle

As a jittery intern in Office Hustle, it’s your job to steal documents and climb the corporate ladder without getting caught. Protip: don’t get distracted by the soda machines.

Thanks for the tip on this one, Cornelius!

Zula

Free-to-play FPS Zula is an excellent reminder that whether you’re “a group of vigilantes misunderstood as an organized crime syndicate” or “an international paramilitary force that has infiltrated almost every military organization worldwide,” everyone loves snacks and soda.

There’s also a bottled water machine. You know, if that’s more your thing.

Thanks for the screenshots, Cornelius!

Brolarity

I believe Brolarity, a game about a brobot protecting his high school from the forces of evil, has set a new record for the most exclamation points on a video game soda machine. *polite clapping*

Thanks for the tip on this one, Cornelius.

Cut & Run

The entire goal of Cut & Run is to slice up as many environmental objects with your sword as possible before time runs out, but I just can’t find it in my heart to harm these innocent drink machines.

LACURA

I find something about this soda machine from LACURA, a first-person narrative adventure, vaguely off-putting. Thanks for the heads-up on this one, Cornelius!