Brolarity

I believe Brolarity, a game about a brobot protecting his high school from the forces of evil, has set a new record for the most exclamation points on a video game soda machine. *polite clapping*

Thanks for the tip on this one, Cornelius.

Cut & Run

The entire goal of Cut & Run is to slice up as many environmental objects with your sword as possible before time runs out, but I just can’t find it in my heart to harm these innocent drink machines.

LACURA

I find something about this soda machine from LACURA, a first-person narrative adventure, vaguely off-putting. Thanks for the heads-up on this one, Cornelius!

The Hand of Glory

Pawn your weird scarf and use the money to buy a soda in The Hand of Glory, an upcoming detective adventure inspired by games like Gabriel Knight and Broken Sword.

I wonder what kind of soda it dispenses…

Yeah, maybe that scarf isn’t so bad after all. Thanks for tracking this one down, Cornelius!