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Why go to the vending machine when the vending machine can come to you? Mr. Vendroid is a walking, talking vending machine that dispenses lemonade and other consumables to Grav players. Thanks for the screenshot, Aylad!
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WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2009
CM Punk poses in front of a cola machine in WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2009 for the Nintendo DS. Did you know CM Punk once feuded with fellow WWE superstar John Cena over a spilled can of diet soda? It’s true!
Caligula Overdose
Caligula Overdose, a JRPG for the PlayStation 4, takes place in a virtual world that provides an escape from everyday life in the form of an “idyllic” high school setting. That’s not how I remember high school, but hey—at least there’s a soda machine. Thanks, Tikhon!
Jailbreak
It’s no wonder 28,490 people are playing Jailbreak on Roblox as I type this. Check out those snazzy soda machines!
Minimalist Art Club
Minimalist Art Club bills itself as “a short game about joining a club, finding soda, determining rank by hat size, and proper fish tank maintenance.” Well, I’m certainly down for the “finding soda” part.
Thanks for the screenshots, Cornelius!
Time Recoil
It’s a little difficult to discern in the screenshot, but that’s a row of kvass vending machines from Time Recoil. Kvass isn’t exactly a soda, but its Wikipedia entry is quite possibly the most interesting thing I’ve read all day.
Thanks for the tip, Cornelius! [Source]
Cold Winter
Cold Winter for the PlayStation 2 is kinda like Alpha Protocol, only with all the interesting RPG elements stripped away. Cold Winter ultimately edges out Alpha Protocol, though, thanks to this trio of Zaf Lite drink machines.
Casino Inc.
Nothing says “classy establishment” quite like this row of Pop Thang soda machines from Casino Inc.
CORRUPTION
Soda Light offers the calorie-free energy boost you need to brawl your way through the gang-ridden streets of CORRUPTION!
Secret Service: Security Breach
A video game sequel should always strive to improve on the original. For instance, the soda machines in Secret Service: Security Breach actually have dispensing trays (in contrast to those featured in its predecessor, Secret Service: In Harm’s Way).
Close Quarters Conflict
Close Quarters Conflict is a 2007 FPS for Windows, featuring this soda machine that apparently dispenses both bottles and cans.
…just clap your hands. Just clap your hands.
Blind Shot: Assassin’s Confession
It’s difficult to make out the logo on this drink machine from Blind Shot: Assassin’s Confession (Sim Beer? Pim Beer?), but given the Coke-inspired design and its placement in a hospital lobby, I’m going to assume it dispenses some kind of soda. [Source]
Hitman: Absolution
This nondescript soda machine from Hitman: Absolution blends into the background almost as effortlessly as Agent 47.
BloodRayne 2
Our protagonist isn’t thirsty after draining a bunch of henchmen dry in BloodRayne 2, but she’s at least willing to pose dramatically in front of these vending machines.