We Happy Few
This vending machine from We Happy Few dispenses drinks and a bunch of other useful stuff, day or night! No wonder everyone in this game seems so peppy. [Source]
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LEGO City: Undercover
Chase McCain sizes up a tropical-themed soda machine in LEGO City: Undercover. Thanks for the screenshot, Cornelius!
Antenna Dilemma
Tragically, all the soda has already been purchased from this vending machine in Antenna Dilemma, an adventure game about a robot trying to repair a television antenna so he can watch his favorite show. Here’s the scene in full color…
Thanks for the screenshots, Cornelius!
Dexter: The Game
Dexter shares his analysis of the swimming pool crime scene with Lieutenant Batista, while a soda machine lurks in the background like some kind of Dark Passenger. [Source]
Hellforces
It’s easy to get addicted to the great taste of Crack-Cola in Hellforces, a 2002 zombie shooter for Windows. [Source]
Primal Carnage: Extinction
This vending machine is from human vs. dinosaur shooter Primal Carnage Extinction. Increase your vigor to defeat the terrible lizards!
This next one looks a little more like a snack machine, but there’s “Phoenix Food & Drink” branding on the side and cans of soda on the nearby table, so I’m rolling with it!
Poor dino looks like he fell asleep guarding the vending machine. That’s some outstanding environmental storytelling. Thanks for the screenshots, Cornelius!
Marvel’s Spider-Man
Say what you will about Dr. Otto Octavius, but you have to give him credit for stocking his laboratory with Quality Soda in Marvel’s Spider-Man for PlayStation 4. Thanks for the screenshot, Pablo!
Paratopic
This vending machine from freaky deaky horror adventure Paratopic offers a wide selection of drinks, including 12-Hour Spitfire, Beez-Lee-Bub, and Auntie Em’s Old Remedy.
Rainbow Six Siege
Grab a soda from this vending machine, escape the hospital nursery, and proceed to the helipad in Rainbow Six Siege. Thanks for helping me track this one down, Hakunamarups! [Source]
This next soda machine appeared during Siege’s Outbreak event earlier this year. I wasn’t able to find a screenshot that showcased the entire machine, but I did find these helpful instructions… [Source]
In case you can’t make it out, here’s a transcription:
Insert Coin Here
If you are fixin to pour some fizzy water in your pie hole follow instructions that follow mo-fo. Insert your damn coin in the damn slot. Make your selection. Take product and drinky drinky.
Jeez, that seems a little aggressive. Finally, here’s a fun glitch where a Siege player spawns inside a soda machine. [Source]
I haven’t seen someone meld with a soda machine like this since Geist on the GameCube.
Alien Trilogy
I blasted my way through a mess hall full of facehuggers to snap a screenshot of these vending machines from Alien Trilogy, a 1996 DOS shooter. Curiously, they closely resemble the soda machines from 2013’s Aliens: Colonial Marines. Is there a vending machine somewhere in the Alien films they’re both referencing?