Misao

When I find out who tracked red pop all over the school in horror RPG Misao, I’m sending them straight to the principal’s office.

Mad Max

Here are some smashed-up vending machines from Mad Max for the PS4, but let’s take a moment to focus on the fact that the game’s antagonist is named Scabrous Scrotus.

Here’s another look at one of the machines courtesy of Professor Matthew

Spawn: Armageddon

With all the rich mythology of Todd McFarlane’s Spawn to draw upon, the best the developers of Spawn: Armageddon could come up with was “View Cola” written in all-caps Comic Sans? Thanks for the screenshot, Darren!

The Tomorrow Children

It’s a VoidKa vending machine from The Tomorrow Children. The word “karbonate” on the labeling suggests that it’s some kind of soft drink and not just straight up vodka.

Besides, in my experience, vodka rarely confers “increased organization acumen” or “spatial calculation prowess” upon the imbiber.