Crazy Oafish Ultra Blocks: Big Sale is a brutal shopping simulator featuring a whole bunch of soda machines! Let’s take a look at a few more…
Thanks, Cornelius!
Month: October 2018
Esports Life: Ep. 1 – Dreams of Glory
Low energy has derailed more esports careers than carpal tunnel syndrome and grossly offensive outbursts during heated gaming moments combined. It’s a good thing Esports Life: Ep. 1 – Dreams of Glory offers invigorating drink options like Rock Energy and Bul Lite!
LEGO DC Super-Villains
If you had to guess, what kinds of soda do you think Clayface and Black Adam prefer? I feel like Clayface is way into root beer (obviously), whereas Black Adam just goes with whatever limited edition Mountain Dew variant is on the shelves at the moment.
Oh, and don’t worry if you’re out of spare change. Just smash these soda machines and steal whatever you want! Being bad feels pretty good.
Super-heroic thanks to Cornelius for tracking these down on launch day!
SCUM
Sir, could you finish crafting your pointy stick/shoehorn killing device elsewhere? I’d like to purchase a drink.
This screenshot is from SCUM, a hardcore survival sim that incorporates pooping as a game mechanic. Needless to say, this is a major leap forward for the genre. [Source]
Planet Coaster
Didn’t spring for the express pass in Planet Coaster? Cool off with a psychedelic Pipshot while you wait in line. Just for good measure, here are the game’s milkshake and coffee machines.
Thanks for the screenshots, itsmethemcb!
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2
Kickflip your thirst with an ice-cold Fizzy Boy in the Game Boy Advance port of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2! Or, if you prefer a lower resolution beverage, here are the same soda machines in the Game Boy Color release…
You can compare these soda machines with their counterparts from the PC version of THPS2 in the archive.
Earthworm Jim: Menace 2 the Galaxy
This cola machine from Earthworm Jim: Menace 2 the Galaxy for the Game Boy Color bounces around and chucks deadly soda cans at our super-suited hero.
Let It Die
Taking into account palette swaps and various advertising placards, it turns out there are a bunch of soda machines in Let It Die. Check out this lineup…
Thanks for your diligent work, Tikhon!
Space Pilgrim Academy: Year 3
The blue Superjuice machine featured in this screenshot from Space Pilgrim Academy is already in the archives, but the green version is new. Just remember to drink responsibly…
Thanks for the screenshots, Cornelius!
Webkinz World
It’s a trio of soda machines from Webkinz World, a virtual world tied to the Webkinz line of plush toys. Kids can log on with a secret code included with their plush toys, play games, earn KinzCash, and unlock rare items like these vending machines.
Sneaky Cadet: Day 2
I’m a super spy in search of some spare change for the soda machine in point-and-click browser adventure Sneaky Cadet: Day 2!
Fun Hospital
Fun Hospital is a free-to-play game inspired by Bullfrog’s classic Theme Hospital. In place of Theme Hospital’s Kit Kat-branded vending machines, Fun Hospital offers a vaguely futuristic 360° soft drink experience.
Artificial Death
Artificial Death is a deck-building/robot-fighting game, and one of the base robot models is a soda machine! You can customize it from there to create death-dealing contraptions like the Steam Soda Machine of Vampirism or the Creepy Soda Machine of Speed.
Thanks for finding this one, Cornelius!
No More Room in Hell
If these vending machines from No More Room in Hell are accurate, Hell sounds pretty awful. [Source]
Counter-Strike Nexon: Zombies
Counter-Strike Nexon: Zombies is an adaptation of Counter-Strike Online, a follow-up to Counter-Strike developed by Valve specifically for the Asian market. Does Counter-Strike: Nexon Zombies have soda machines? You bet your rotting rear-end it does!
I wasn’t able to track down this next one myself, but several players were kind enough to upload screenshots of it to CSN:Z’s Steam Community. That said, I’m not sure if I’d drink anything from this particular soda machine. It looks dangerous.
Several soda machines from elsewhere in the Counter-Strike series also appear in CSN:Z, as seen below…