Tsodah, my fearsome Level 1 Troll warlock, poses in front of a Snack-O-Matic IV vending machine in World of Warcraft. I think it’s safe to assume that Morning Glory Dew is pretty much Azeroth’s answer to Mountain Dew, right?
Did I download the World of Warcraft client, create a character whose name is a rough homophone for “soda,” and run from the Echo Isles all the way to Orgrimmar to capture these screenshots? You’re damn right I did.
Dig this daring soda machine dogfight from Shooty Skies. Click below to see it in action!
Just between you and Mii, I wasn’t expecting to find any soda machines in Wii Sports Club. Great work tracking these down, @ccchristtt!
This soda vending machine is a summonable regeneration item in BioWare’s Star Wars: The Old Republic. Just be careful where you summon it… Read more
Yeah, there’s a soda machine in this screenshot from Hacktag, but I think we need to talk about that milk cooler.
It’s a pair of spooky soda machines from RPG Maker VX Ace’s horror theme park set, NightmareLand!
This soda machine from browser-based virtual pet sim Neopets dispenses Diet Doom, Alt-Tab, Smite, and Mountain Poo. Drink it or perish! Thanks for the submission, @argiflex.
This is one I’ve been hoping to catalog for several months now. There’s a cheat code in the Xbox 360 version of Superman Returns that replaces the Man of Steel’s character model with a Fizz-E Cola machine. That’s right; you can fly around Metropolis fighting crime as a super-powered soda machine!
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s Fizz-E-Cola Man!
Here’s a closer look at Fizz-E Cola Man. He’s not the hero the Video Game Soda Machine Project deserves, but he’s the one it needs right now.
Thanks a million to Amayirot Akago—a superhero in his own right—for tracking down these screenshots!
I hope those firefighters can extinguish the blaze before it spreads to the next subway platform and endangers that soda machine. Thanks for the screenshot, Jonah!
If you work up a thirst while bowling a few frames in Yakuza Kiwami, these vending machines have got you covered.
You’d think tea would be the preferred beverage for a battle against the undead set in London, but here’s a soda machine from Bloody Zombies anyway.
Here’s a (possibly haunted?) soda machine from Over My Dead Body (For You), a supernatural puzzle game by DuneWorld Games.
You just can’t beat the refreshing taste of Carbon Dioxide in Beat the Game, a musical adventure by Worm Animation. Thanks, Pablo!
Check out this collection of Call of Duty-inspired power-up soda machines from VR zombie survival sim One of the Last!
Nuke robots, drink soda, repeat in NeuroVoider. Thanks, Nindie Spotlight!
Good news! If Namco × Capcom is any indication, we’ll still have soda machines in the year 20XX.
These soda machines from arcade brawler aren’t entirely what they seem. Click below to learn their shocking secret!
Destiny just came out earlier today, and Ninja Scientist has already discovered this futuristic drink machine!
Rehydrate between games in NBA Street Homecourt with your choice of Sprite or Gatorade!
The terrorists in Capcom’s Cannon Spike don’t stand a chance against soda machines and the World Union for Peace’s Motor Boots!