World of Warcraft

Tsodah, my fearsome Level 1 Troll warlock, poses in front of a Snack-O-Matic IV vending machine in World of Warcraft. I think it’s safe to assume that Morning Glory Dew is pretty much Azeroth’s answer to Mountain Dew, right?

Did I download the World of Warcraft client, create a character whose name is a rough homophone for “soda,” and run from the Echo Isles all the way to Orgrimmar to capture these screenshots? You’re damn right I did.

Superman Returns

This is one I’ve been hoping to catalog for several months now. There’s a cheat code in the Xbox 360 version of Superman Returns that replaces the Man of Steel’s character model with a Fizz-E Cola machine. That’s right; you can fly around Metropolis fighting crime as a super-powered soda machine!

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s Fizz-E-Cola Man!

Here’s a closer look at Fizz-E Cola Man. He’s not the hero the Video Game Soda Machine Project deserves, but he’s the one it needs right now.

Thanks a million to Amayirot Akago—a superhero in his own right—for tracking down these screenshots!